Geisha Feet

My wife and I used to joke that Lou Dobbs probably has gnarley man-feet. I’m sure you know the kind. I was corrected, not so long ago, by someone who has inside information on the state of Lou’s feet. Turns out, they’re not gnarley at all. They’re dainty and small, like a geisha’s. All this just goes to show that you really never know what’s going on under the news desk.

None of this provocative image matters now that Lou has stepped down from his CNN show. Can’t say he, or his feet, will be missed. Here’s John Stewart and Stephen Colbert on Lou’s departure. Farewell, my porcupine.