Kill Your Children (Part II)

February 5, 2010

Taking a cue from our dear saint Glenn Beck, a nearby state legislator, Mike Noel (R-Utah), has set wheels in motion to explore the possibility that concern over global warming is a clever ruse to eradicate the earth of the hideous blood-bags we euphemistically refer to as ‘people’.

The House Natural Resources Committee then approved a resolution that expresses the Utah Legislature’s belief that “climate alarmists’ carbon dioxide-related global warming hypothesis is unable to account for the current downturn in global temperatures.”

The resolution, sent to the House on a 10-1 vote, would urge the Environmental Protection Agency to drop plans to regulate the pollution blamed for climate change “until a full and independent investigation of the climate data conspiracy and global warming science can be substantiated.”

But here’s Mike Noel’s winning justification:

“Now, if you can’t see a connection [of a conspiracy] to that,” the legislator said, “you’re absolutely blind to what is going on. This is absolutely — in my mind, this is in fact a conspiracy to limit population not only in this country but across the globe.”



  1. Conspiracies usually have ends that conspirants(?) want to achieve. So what could be the possbile end in this supposed conspiracy?

  2. Rep. Phil Riesen, D-Holladay, questioned Gibson about the “conspiracy” wording in the resolution. “A conspiracy?” he asked. “By whom? To what end?”

    “I’m not sure we’ll ever know the depths of it,” said Gibson . . .

    -So it seems the full and independent investigation might never end. Good times.

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