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Cheater Alarm

April 11, 2010

A warning to any readers who are (a) involved in a relationship and (b) on a diet. Depending on the nature of that relationship, and depending also on the nature of that diet, it may be worth bearing in mind that under no circumstances should you purchase a bag of Sunchips. In principle, their new “100% compostible” bag is well-enough intentioned, but Christ if it doesn’t wake the neighbors when you dig in at midnight. Spare yourself the pain of an embarrassing pants-down explanation. Go with Pringles, Twinkies, or a quieter indulgence. Carry on.

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